dinner tonight

Girl :- Lets go for a dinner tonight.

Boy (a HR Manager) :- Ok.

Girl :- But where will you take me?


Boy :- Should we go to Mint Food (an economic restaurant) ?


Girl :- No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place).


Boy :- *silence for a minute* Ok, See you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.

Boy picks up girl at 7.

 On the way...

Boy :- Once I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.

Girl :- What's so difficult in it?

Boy :- Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is difficult.

Girl :- I can easily beat you.

Boy :- Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.

Girl :- Let us have that competition right now.

Boy :- So you want to see yourself defeated?

Girl :- Let's see.

They both stop at a Pani-puri stall.

They start eating.

After about 30 Pani-puri the boy gave up.

The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "You lose."


The bill was Rs 120/-

Moral of the Story:-
'Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments.

Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Return On Investment, ROI.

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Wedding month predictions for relationship success

What’s the best way to make marriage a success? Believe it or not, not a single married individual would agree to say that this notion even exists!

A. Relationship success rate: However, relationship experts highlight the fact that couples who have similar hobbies or interest, end up being a bit happier than the rest, who try to find a mid-way to achieve a cordial bond.

B. Trust, devotion and understanding: Marriage is a liaison that requires deep connection and understanding between two individuals

C. Marital discord: Often we hear or come across couples, who express their displeasure and discomfort about their lives taking a drastic turns right after they get married.

D. Changing times: All those habits that once seemed cute, now bother them to the edge of frustration, romance as usual goes in for a dramatic toss and couples end up spending less time with each other than usual.

E. Marriage astrology: Menial things like, interests, choices and a habit of their, now drives you crazy- wonder why? According to sacred texts mentioned in Indian astrology, ‘time of marriage’, has a deep affect on a couple’s life.

F. Wedding month: The month in which one gets married plays a significant role in the future of their relationship’s future.

G. Zodiac and wedding: Likewise zodiac signs have a great influence on one’s marriage, so does their wedding month. Let’s find out, what your wedding months says about your relationship.



1. January: Weddings that are solemnized during this month are influenced by Aquarius. Relax; your wedding is a standout. People married during this period experience a cordial relationship. Your spouse often tends to surprise and shower you with their love. Cases of separation are seldom.

2. February: People, who get married during this month, often experience an emotional journey. Your guiding force is Pisces, so you may also experience selfless responsibility towards each other. Either of them would always be serious towards keeping their vows and promises, and together realize the power of love.

3. March: If you are married under this period, then your guiding force would be Aries. Your relationship will always be full of surprises, good and bad, both. You may find it hard to understand your partner’s perspective. One day, they’ll agree with you, next day they will be debating with you; and the topic can be as menial as Kitchen cleaning.

4. April: Those who get married during this month are influenced by Taurus. Basically, this period according to Indian astrology is a great time for solemnizing marriage. Couples experience a romance-filled journey throughout their life, and also have a great sex life.

5. May: Couples married in this month are under the influence of Gemini; as its basic trait, their relationship too has two sides. Marriages solemnized during this period have equal chances of failure as they do have for success. Its influence is such that one of them in relationship would either have extreme bad nature or its total opposite be patient. They would either end up separating or live long together till eternity.

6. June: Marriages that are solemnized during this month are deeply influenced by Cancer. These couples are epitome of care and kindness and often set example for others in terms of leading a successful relationship. These individual are deeply involved in taking care of each other, focusing on each other’s families and building a great future for their coming generation.

7. July: Great news for people married during this month, you are influenced by Leo. You guys put in every effort to make this relationship a great one, and wonderfully succeed too. Couples married during this month, often feel attracted to each other and share similar passion for luxury and each other’s growth. You people are blessed to have a life-long satisfying relationship.

8. August: A couple whose marriage is solemnized during this month is highly affected by the influence of Virgo. They would often experience struggles coming their way, and would work together to overcome them. If they pay heed to each other’s needs and desires, they can build a really strong relationship.

9. September: Marriages solemnized during this month are influenced by Libra. They are near perfect couples, as they know the secret to happy living- a great sense to balance relationship’s needs. They hardly ever get involved in severe fights and often gel out differences. Together they put in equal efforts to boost their bond, which really works in their favor.

10. October: Those who are married during this month are influenced by Scorpio. A great sex life is what surpasses all their ups and downs. These people show great undying love towards each other and often tend to stick together through thick and thin. They often plan a family much later in their life.

11. November: Couples whose weddings are solemnized during this month are influenced by Sagittarius. This couple lives through a smooth sailing married life, and often believes in making life comfortable for the other. Together they complete each other’s emptiness and surpass all challenges together.

12. December: People married during this period are greatly weighed by Capricorn. They spend their lives, making it better for future and often miss out on living in the present. They hardly pay attention to other’s romantic needs and live through a mutual understanding of give and take. Their entire married life is about, finances, bringing up a family and strategies for cordial future. Separation is also expected from this relationship.

सम्वत 2073

(सम्वत 2073= 8 अप्रेल 2016 से शुरू)
5 मिनट अपनी सस्कृति की झलक को पढ़े।
◆1 जनवरी को क्या नया हो रहा है?
◆न ऋतू बदली ...न मौसम!
◆न कक्षा बदली... न सत्र!
◆न फसल बदली...न खेती!
◆न पेड़ पोधों की रंगत!
◆न सूर्य चाँद सितारों की दिशा!
◆ना ही नक्षत्र!!
◆1 जनवरी आने से पहले ही सब नववर्ष की बधाई देने लगते हैं।मानो कितना बड़ा पर्व है।
◆नया एक दिन का नही होता कुछ दिन तो नई अनुभूति होंनी ही चाहिए। हमारा देश त्योहारों का देश है।
◆ईस्वी संवत का नया साल 1जनवरी को और भारतीय नववर्ष ( विक्रमी संवत)चैत्र शुक्ल प्रति
पदा को मनाया जाता है।
आईये देखते हैं दोनों का तुलनात्मक अंतर।
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1-प्रकृति◆
1जनवरी कोई अंतर नही जैसा दिसम्बर वैसी जनवरी। चैत्र मास में चारो तरफ फूल खिल जाते हैं, पेड़ो पर नए पत्ते आ जाते हैं।चारो तरफ हरियाली मानो प्रकृति नया साल मना रही हो।
2- वस्त्र◆
दिसम्बर और जनवरी में व्ही उनी वस्त्र।कंबल रजाई ठिठुरते हाथ पैर चैत्र मास में सर्दी जा रही होती है
गर्मी का आगमन होने जा रहा होता है ।
3- विद्यालयो का नया सत्र◆
दिसंबर जनवरी वही कक्षा कुछ नया नही। जबकि मार्च अप्रैल में स्कूलो का रिजल्ट आता है नई कक्षा नया सत्र यानि विद्यालयों में नया साल।
4- नया वित्तीय वर्ष◆
दिसम्बर जनबरी में कोई खातो की क्लोजिंग नही होती। जबकि 31 मार्च को बैंको की(audit) कलोसिंग होती है नए वही खाते खोले जाते है।
सरकार का भी नया सत्र शुरू होता है।
5- कलैण्डर◆
जनवरी में नया कलैण्डर आता है। चैत्र में नया पंचांग आता है उसी से सभी भारतीय पर्व, विवाह और अन्य महूर्त देखे जाते हैं ।
इसके बिना हिन्दू समाज जीबन की कल्पना भी नही कर सकता इतना महत्व पूर्ण है ये कैलेंडर यानि पंचांग।
6- किसानो का नया साल◆
दिसंबर जनवरी में खेतो में व्ही फसल होती है
जबकि मार्च अप्रैल में फसल कटती है नया अनाज घर में आता है तो किसानो का नया वर्ष का उतसाह ।
7- पर्व मनाने की विधि◆
31 दिसम्बर की रात नए साल के स्वागत के लिए लोग जमकर मदिरा पान करते है, हंगामा करते है ,रात को पीकर गाड़ी चलने से दुर्घटना की सम्भावना, रेप जैसी बारदात,पुलिस प्रशासन बेहाल,और भारतीय सांस्कृतिक मूल्यों का विनाश जबकि भारतीय नववर्ष व्रत से शुरू होता है पहला नवरात्र होता है घर घर मे माता रानी की पूजा होती है।
शुद्ध सात्विक वातावरण बनता है।
8- ऐतिहासिक महत्त्व◆
1 जनवरी का कोई ऐतेहासिक महत्व नही है
जबकि चैत्र प्रतिपदा के दिन महाराज विक्रमादित्य द्वारा विक्रमी संवत् की शुरुआत भगवान झूलेलाल का जन्म।
♥नवरात्रे प्रारंम्भ,ब्रहम्मा जी द्वारा सृष्टि की रचना, इत्यादि का संबंध इस दिन से है।
♥अंग्रेजी कलेंडर की तारीख और अंग्रेज मानसिकता के लोगो के अलावा कुछ नही बदला....
♥अपना नव संवत् ही नया साल है।
♥जब ब्रह्माण्ड से लेकर सूर्य चाँद की दिशा,मौसम,फसल,कक्षा,नक्षत्र,पौधों की नई पत्तिया,किसान की नई फसल,विद्यार्थी की नई कक्षा,मनुष्य में नया रक्त संचरण आदि परिवर्तन होते है। जो विज्ञान आधारित है।
♥अपनी मानसिकता को बदले।
विज्ञान आधारित भारतीय काल गणना को पहचाने।
♥स्वयं सोचे की क्यों मनाये हम 1 जनवरी को नया वर्ष केबल कैलेंडर बदलें। अपनी संस्कृति नही।
■आओ जगे जगाये,
■भारतीये संस्कृति अपनाये। और आगे बढ़े।
■हम 8 अप्रैल 2016 को हिन्दू नववर्ष बना रहे है।
आप भी मनाए,और को भी बताए।
☆2073 चैत मास☆
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भारतीय नववर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनाये।
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Lessons of Life From The Movie Jungle Book

1        Always Look Someone In The Eye: This also mean that you should face problem head on and not get bogged down by the struggles of life.

2        Be Careful Who You Trust: Make sure that you are trusting the right kind of people - don't blindly trust anyone.

3        Dance Like Nobody’s Watching: This tip works metaphorically when you need to let your personality shine through. Don't think of what other say. Be your own person.

4        Don’t Get Down on Yourself: No matter what life throws your way, remember that’s what your friends are for. Build up a support system.

5        Friendship: Whether it was Mowgli and Baloo or Baloo and Bagheera, the friendships in the
jungle book were to be treasured always. In the end that's what counts always.

6        Humour: verything in life will pass - if you learn to smile! The biggest of troubles can be tackled with humour.

7        Laugh Often: A good old laugh can change your whole mood. It’s just plain good for your soul.

8        Letting Go: Baloo is emotionally attached to Mowgli and is unable to let him go at first. He wants to adopt Mowgli. It is very tough for him to detach himself from Mowgli, but when he realises that the man-village is the right place for Mowgli, he sees what is best for Mowgli and does the right thing, even though he is pained by the separation. Let go.

9        Love conquers all: The love between Baloo and Mowgli is something to be inspired from. Baloo is extremely compassionate. He even risks his life for the person he loves and adores.

10        Love is without conditions: If you love someone, do it so without any conditions - it will always come back to you.

11        Pearls of wisdom: Most of us grown up watching the Hindi adaption of Rudyard Kipling’s book “The Jungle Book” on TV. As the English movie “The Jungle Book” releases today, we take a look at the various life lessons this famed book left us with. Have a look

12        Remain optimistic: Negativity will not get you anywhere. Period. Learn to be an optimist and you all your problems will disappear.

13        Simple Life: You don't need a lot of money to be happy - you just need a simple life - Forget about your worries and the bare necessities of life will come to you.

14        There is a time for everything: Even if you don't have anything right now, it will come to you eventually. Have patience.

15        What’s Right Isn’t Always What’s Easy: Sometimes, you will face the dilemma to do something that is right but not that easy. Learn to prioritise.

16        You Can Count on Your Family: Family (whether by blood or relation) helps you navigate life. They teach you all things - good and bad and will always have your back.

December. 2016 दिसम्बर २०१६

	December. 2016				दिसम्बर २०१६
3	Saturday	Vinayaka Chaturthi		३	शनिवार	विनायक चतुर्थी
4	Sunday	Vivah Panchami, Naga Panchami *Telugu		४	रविवार	विवाह पञ्चमी, नाग पञ्चमी *तेलुगू
5	Monday	Subrahmanya Sashti, Champa Shashthi		५	सोमवार	सुब्रहमन्य षष्ठी, चम्पा षष्ठी
7	Wednesday	Masik Durgashtami		७	बुधवार	मासिक दुर्गाष्टमी
10	Saturday	Mokshada Ekadashi, Gita Jayanti, Guruvayur Ekadashi		१०	शनिवार	मोक्षदा एकादशी, गीता जयन्ती, गुरुवायुर एकादशी
11	Sunday	Matsya Dwadashi, Pradosh Vrat		११	रविवार	मत्स्य द्वादशी, प्रदोष व्रत
12	Monday	Karthigai Deepam, Milad an-Nabi, Id-e-Milad		१२	सोमवार	कार्तिगाई दीपम्, मिलाद उन-नबी, ईद-ए-मिलाद
13	Tuesday	Margashirsha Purnima, Dattatreya Jayanti, Purnima Upavas,Annapurna Jayanti, Tripura Bhairavi Jayanti, Rohini Vrat		१३	मंगलवार	मार्गशीर्ष पूर्णिमा, दत्तात्रेय जयन्ती, पूर्णिमा उपवास, अन्नपूर्णा जयन्ती, त्रिपुर भैरवी जयन्ती, रोहिणी व्रत
14	Wednesday	Paush Begins *North		१४	बुधवार	पौष प्रारम्भ *उत्तर
15	Thursday	Dhanu Sankranti		१५	बृहस्पतिवार	धनु संक्रान्ति
17	Saturday	Sankashti Chaturthi		१७	शनिवार	संकष्टी चतुर्थी
20	Tuesday	Kalashtami		२०	मंगलवार	कालाष्टमी
21	Wednesday	Shortest Day of Year		२१	बुधवार	साल का सबसे छोटा दिन
24	Saturday	Saphala Ekadashi		२४	शनिवार	सफला एकादशी
25	Sunday	Merry Christmas		२५	रविवार	मेरी क्रिसमस
26	Monday	Pradosh Vrat, Mandala Pooja		२६	सोमवार	प्रदोष व्रत, मण्डला पूजा
27	Tuesday	Masik Shivaratri		२७	मंगलवार	मासिक शिवरात्रि
28	Wednesday	Darshavela Amavasya		२८	बुधवार	दर्शवेला अमावस्या
29	Thursday	Paush Amavasya, Hanumath Jayanthi		२९	बृहस्पतिवार	पौष अमावस्या, हनुमथ जयन्थी
30	Friday	Chandra Darshan		३०	शुक्रवार	चन्द्र दर्शन
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October. 2016 अक्टूबर २०१६

	October. 2016				अक्टूबर २०१६
1	Saturday	Navratri Begins, Ghatasthapana, Maharaja Agresen Jayanti		१	शनिवार	नवरात्रि प्रारम्भ, घटस्थापना, महाराजा अग्रसेन जयन्ती
2	Sunday	Chandra Darshan, Gandhi Jayanti		२	रविवार	चन्द्र दर्शन, गाँधी जयन्ती
3	Monday	Al-Hijra, Islamic New Year		३	सोमवार	अल-हिजरा, इस्लामी नया साल
5	Wednesday	Vinayaka Chaturthi, Lalita Panchami		५	बुधवार	विनायक चतुर्थी, ललिता पञ्चमी
6	Thursday	Skanda Sashti		६	बृहस्पतिवार	स्कन्द षष्ठी
7	Friday	Saraswati Avahan, Bilva Nimantran, Kalparambha, Akal Bodhon		७	शुक्रवार	सरस्वती आवाहन, बिल्व निमन्त्रण, कल्पारम्भ, अकाल बोधन
8	Saturday	Navpatrika Puja, Navapad Oli Begins		८	शनिवार	नवपत्रिका पूजा, नवपद ओली प्रारम्भ
9	Sunday	Saraswati Puja, Durga Ashtami, Sandhi Puja		९	रविवार	सरस्वती पूजा, दुर्गा अष्टमी, सन्धि पूजा
10	Monday	Saraswati Balidan, Maha Navami, Durga Balidan, Saraswati Visarjan, Ayudha Puja, Saraswati Poojai, Bengal Maha Navami		१०	सोमवार	सरस्वती बलिदान, महा नवमी, दुर्गा बलिदान, सरस्वती विसर्जन, आयुध पूजा,दक्षिण सरस्वती पूजा, बंगाल महा नवमी
11	Tuesday	Durga Visarjan, Dussehra, Vijayadashami, Bengal Vijayadashami,Mysore Dasara, Vidyarambham Day, Buddha Jayanti, Madhvacharya Jayanti		११	मंगलवार	दुर्गा विसर्जन, दशहरा, विजयदशमी, बंगाल विजयदशमी, मैसूर दसरा,विद्याआरम्भम् का दिन, बुद्ध जयन्ती, मध्वाचार्य जयन्ती
12	Wednesday	Papankusha Ekadashi, Day of Ashura, Muharram		१२	बुधवार	पापांकुशा एकादशी, अशुरा का दिन, मुहर्रम
13	Thursday	Padmanabha Dwadashi, Pradosh Vrat		१३	बृहस्पतिवार	पद्मनाभ द्वादशी, प्रदोष व्रत
15	Saturday	Kojagara Puja, Sharad Purnima		१५	शनिवार	कोजागर पूजा, शरद पूर्णिमा
16	Sunday	Ashwin Purnima, Purnima Upavas, Valmiki Jayanti, Meerabai Jayanti, Navapad Oli Ends		१६	रविवार	अश्विन पूर्णिमा, पूर्णिमा उपवास, वाल्मीकि जयन्ती, मीराबाई जयन्ती, नवपद ओली पूर्ण
17	Monday	Kartik Begins *North, Tula Sankranti		१७	सोमवार	कार्तिक प्रारम्भ *उत्तर, तुला संक्रान्ति
18	Tuesday	Atla Tadde, Masik Karthigai		१८	मंगलवार	अट्ल तद्दी, मासिक कार्तिगाई
19	Wednesday	Karwa Chauth, Sankashti Chaturthi, Rohini Vrat		१९	बुधवार	करवा चौथ, संकष्टी चतुर्थी, रोहिणी व्रत
22	Saturday	Ahoi Ashtami, Radha Kunda Snan, Kalashtami		२२	शनिवार	अहोई अष्टमी, राधा कुण्ड स्नान, कालाष्टमी
26	Wednesday	Rama Ekadashi, Govatsa Dwadashi		२६	बुधवार	रमा एकादशी, गोवत्स द्वादशी
27	Thursday	Pradosh Vrat		२७	बृहस्पतिवार	प्रदोष व्रत
28	Friday	Dhan Teras, Yama Panchak Begins, Yama Deepam, Kali Chaudas,Hanuman Puja, Masik Shivaratri		२८	शुक्रवार	धन तेरस, यम पञ्चक प्रारम्भ, यम दीपम, काली चौदस, हनुमान पूजा, मासिक शिवरात्रि
29	Saturday	Narak Chaturdashi, Tamil Deepavali, Kali Puja		२९	शनिवार	नरक चतुर्दशी, तमिल दीपावली, काली पूजा
30	Sunday	Diwali, Lakshmi Puja, Dipmalika, Kedar Gauri Vrat, Chopda Puja,Sharda Puja, Kamala Jayanti, Kartik Amavasya, Darsha Amavasya		३०	रविवार	दीवाली, लक्ष्मी पूजा, दीपमालिका, केदार गौरी व्रत, चोपड़ा पूजा, शारदा पूजा, कमला जयन्ती, कार्तिक अमावस्या, दर्श अमावस्या
31	Monday	Gowardhan Puja, Annakut, Bali Pratipada, Dyuta Krida, New Samvat Begins		३१	सोमवार	गोवर्धन पूजा, अन्नकूट, बलि प्रतिपदा, द्यूत क्रीडा, नव सम्वत प्रारम्भ
		October Festivals Know about Hindu festivals, Indian rituals, Indian Festival calendar for 2016 List of Hindu Festivals in 2016 List of Indian Festivals and Holidays in year 2016 List of Indian Festivals and Holidays in year 2016, which includes Government and National Holidays, Buddhist Holidays, Jain Holidays, Sikh Holidays List of the 2016 Hindu festivals List of the Hindu calendar dates, months, auspicious times, festivals List of the Hindu calendar dates, months, auspicious times, festivals and panchang Office Holidays Online Panchang, Hindu Panchangam, Hindu Panchang Online Printable Calendar 2016 Panchang Thithi Calculator Public Holidays in India in 2016				Regional Public Holidays that are celebrated in India during 2016 with dates Restricted Holiday Searches related to hindu calendar 2016 with tithi Searches related to hindu festival dates 2016 Searches related to indian festival dates 2016 The Hindu Calendar is called the 'Panchang' - a vital document for the Hindus, for it is indispensable in calculating the dates of festivals, and auspicious times The Hindu online Hindu calendar The calendar given below is the Indian Hindu Calendar 2016 showing the day and dates for the month of January The complete list of hindu festivals that occurs in the year 2016 The festival calendar also provides information on Indian festival dates in 2016. The most comprehensive Hindu festival calendar on the Web.